HOPIUM DEALER LONG SLEEVE
HOPIUM DEALER LONG SLEEVE
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Bear market? Walk it off.
Inspired by the eternal grind of the crypto caravan, this long sleeve tee reps those who carry satoshis, seethe, and support. Whether you're building or just surviving, wear it to show you’re not here to dump—you’re here to uplift fellow Bitcoiners across the desert of despair.
Limited edition physical mint.
Mint closes at block height 963000
Specs:
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Ultra cotton with vintage vibes = peak comfort
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Seamless body = clean lines, no waste
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Ribbed collar + shoulder tape = built for long hauls
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Eco-friendly and hodler-approved ♻️
Care:
Cold wash / medium tumble / no iron
Preserve the message. Hold the hope.
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- Artisanal handcrafted rares
- Organically sourced from based group chats
- Light roast, but warm after taste
- Ethically shitposted in small batches
- Zero cringe footprint
- Distilled in cope resistant bags
- Guaranteed mald free
- Engagement organically farmed
- Sustainably extracted from deep lore
- 100% free of seethe oil
- Vetted by third-party schizoposters
- Crafted in an attention-neutral facility
- Fully recyclable memetic archetypes
- 100% ego friendly


Hand crafted by connoisseurs
Using ancient techniques passed down through generations of Kekistani scribes.
Each sheet is imbued with the Ikegai of care, intention, and maximum meme density. Each card tempered to perfection like Dankmascus steel.
Layered with lore, double folded in irony, and sealed in the flames of the dankest shitposts.
When you flex, you’re not just holding cardboard—you’re holding a rare relic.


Pay with your favorite L1 coin.
We accept BTC, BCH, BSV and SOL
If you want to pay directly with any of the coins above, send a screenshot of your filled in checkout page to op@rarepepe.club for an OTC order.

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Welcome to Rare Pepe Club, where we mint decentrally-drafted, community-powered memetic.
100% of proceeds from every JPEG and cardboard sale go to the Save the Pepe Foundation.
When you mint with us, you're investing in a timeless flex. Cultural liquidity and generational wealth guaranteed.
Keep it real, keep it rare,
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